I’d love to see a crossover show with Jersey Shore and Shark Week
Via someecards
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Lord, help me to balance my life so that the good isn’t the enemy of the better.
Dolphus Weary
ABD | Hovercat
I don’t know what’s more absurd - the mean, old cat riding the Roomba vacuum cleaner, or the stupid, submissive dog wearing an argyle sweater.
Metro Could Solve BRAC Concerns with New Bus Lines
Seriously? FfxCo and Alexandria City leaders have known since 2005 that BRAC would bring an additional 14K additional workers to Fort Belvoir, and an additional 6K to Alexandria’s Mark Center, with NEITHER location known as being exactly mass transit friendly. Thank goodness they didn’t wait until the last minute (i.e., the September 2011 deadline) to address this issue…
Mark Center move may be delayed -Examiner.com
What…NOW they’re concerned about environmental impacts and an overabundance of traffic now that the BRAC “Death Star” sitting astride I-395 at Seminary Road is nearly complete?? Sheesh…
Stink bug population spreading across USA - USATODAY.com
Oh, joy - ANOTHER out-of-control season with stink bugs…
Libya vs. Iraq -an absolutely priceless, spot-on characterization of an argument going on daily around the country… (by ronreich1)
Was gym class ever better than whenever the teacher pulled out the PARACHUTE?? :)
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Mashup designed and published by aplacetolovedogs, courtesy of charles schulz!
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Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
Anonymous
“Great. So some human comes up with this advertising idea that ties labaratory safety to MY dog breed, and I gotta wear these STOOOPID goggles. FML…”
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This is just WRONG on so many levels…
(Gertrude, submitted by lexiontherocks, by way of aplacetolovedogs)
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This dog has PERFECTLY nailed my reaction to Tuesday morning…
(Submitted by maddiegolucky by way of aplacetolovedogs)
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xkcd.com's Famously GOOD (and Funny!) Map of Online Communities Updated for 2010
The xkcd.com folks created a version of this map a number of years ago that attempted to “map” the internet and its various areas of interest and interaction. This update is even funnier and snarkier than the original — enjoy!

